If I were a…

If I were a month, I’d be October.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Monday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be sunset.
If I were a planet, I’d be Saturn.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a killer whale.
If I were a direction, I’d be West.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a Plasma Tv.
If I were a liquid, I’d be coconut milk.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a diamond.
If I were a tree, I’d be a cherry blossom tree.
If I were a tool, I’d be a lighter.
If I were a flower, I’d be Colorado Columbine.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be summer.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a harp.
If I were a color, I’d be white.
If I were an emotion, I’d be love - affection.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a durian.
If I were a sound, I’d be the sound of harps.
If I were an element, I’d be fire.
If I were a car, I’d be a Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren.
If I were a food, I’d be a red chut-chut snail (siput sedut).
If I were a place, I’d be Taj Mahal.
If I were a material, I’d be lace.
If I were a taste, I’d be sweet.
If I were a scent, I’d be cinnamon.
If I were an object, I’d be a snowglobe.
If I were a body part, I’d be the butt.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a kiss.
If I were a song, I’d be Tell Me.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be killer platform heels.