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A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.

Love is a flower which turns into fruit at marriage.

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.
Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad.

A brother is a friend given by Nature.

Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there.

You were my something.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Anyway, I passed! Like thank god. I thought I would fail. And Boyfie passed too. =) Eventhough his points are higher than me. Whatever.

I did not sleep for one whole day! Why? My whole body is fucking itchy! I can't help myself but to keep on scratching myself. I feel like a Berok! At first what I thought was, I kena bite by mosquito. And I actually suspected that the mosquito is hiding under my clothes because I'm the only one in the family that keeps scratching like a monkey.

I tried not to scratch myself because takut ade tanda. So, i actually tied up both of my hands with my hairband. (sounds stupid, i know.) But what can I do, right? If I let go off my hands, confirm garuk rabak nye. Tapi tak bole tahan nye pasal, i untie my hands and start uhh mem-berok.

At 6am, I bathe. Sedaap pe mandi dgnn air panas. Hilang semua gatal. Temporary je. Lepas mandi, start lagi mem-berok. Then my face start gatal-gatal. Maintain babe. Once garok muka, habis uhh beauty queen. (chey! hahha) Lawar pehh pasal sanggup tahan. But my body, I cannot tahan.

So, I went to my mom's room and showed her my 'mosquito bites'. (it looks like mosquito bites but bigger) She either say I salah makan or my katil got bed bugs. Bed bugs? Argggh! Sial pehh pijat. So, I cepat-cepat uhh ask my mom cuci katil. Detol. Febreeze. Semua kluar. Anti-germs. You name it. So, while mom tghh cuci, aku tido bawah. Downgrade, babe.

I feel a bit better but there is still the itchy-ness. So, I mandi again. This time, dgnn DETOL! Hahhas. Not the sabun detol. But the liquid itself. Hahha. Dahh mandi dgnn detol baru much better. Gatal tetap ada but it's lesser now.

To those faint hearted, don't look at the picture below. Hahha.

It seriously looked ugly! I have those in all of my body. (almost except for my boobs) In my pantat, my ketiak, my back, my leg, my arms, my neck. But the rabak ones is at my peha. Which is the picture shown.

It's like having a world map on your peha. (it's 3D world map) Can you see Singapore? Hahha.

Enough disgusting picture. Luckily [read more...]

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