Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and of family disagreements.
The Wife
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A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.
The Husband
Love is a flower which turns into fruit at marriage.
Father & Mother
The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.
Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad.
Brother
A brother is a friend given by Nature.
Sister
Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there.
Extras
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Verona: I feel so ugly. Burt: No, no, no. Don’t be sad! You’re not that big. You’re still super-sexy. Hot, even. I’ll always love you. Even if you’re enormous. Even if it takes you months to lose this weight. A year. Even if you gain weight after having the baby. Even if you gain so much weight that I can’t find your vagina! You go ahead and write that in stone in your heart. I will love you. Even if I can’t find your vagina.
