Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and of family disagreements.
The Wife
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A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.
The Husband
Love is a flower which turns into fruit at marriage.
Father & Mother
The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.
Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad.
Brother
A brother is a friend given by Nature.
Sister
Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there.
Extras
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Sayangg got into an accident. Again. He's limping like Mas Selamat now. Hahas. =P Sorry dear.
Aku sentiasa berdoa supaya Tuhan melindungi kau.
Back to today's topic. Hari ini sungguh membosankan. Firstly, si bengap is in my team. Yesterday, he pisses me off. Aku rasa outcasted. Kalau aku masuk Survivor, confirm-confirm aku kene voted out.
We're working as a team, bitch. Bukan nyer berduet dgnn kekasih kau, babi.
First issue, they talked in Chinese. I don't fucking care if they want to talk their language. Cause I understand sometimes it's better to communicate that way. But fucking mind whom you're teaming. You're not from China. And hey! Even China people does team-ing better. Hello! I don't fucking understand.
Second issue, aku step gerek dgnn si bengap tu. Wahhh! Muka babi siol bagi aku. Ok fine. Tak pasal. Mungkin tu cara dia. Mungkin memang muka dia macam babi ever since he's born. I can't blame him.
Third issue, he outcasted me. Ok. They outcasted me. I'm your team mate, bitch.
Fourth issue, bila aku sound, baru nak baik-baik dgnn aku. Buto. Rasa bersalah pe, girl? Takut aku evaluate kau macam sial?
Aku tanye member seblah aku, sape team leader. Rupa2 nyer si bengap tu. Dia overheard aku berbual dgnn dia. Tros berbual dgnn aku. Kater, nak send aku all the codes for that problem. Fuck you. For what you want to give me the codes? Buat pakai tissue? Codes tu berbual English pe dengan aku? Tak kan, babi.
Nanti, korgg dapat credit. Aku kat sini menumpang uhh?
Aku tak pasal uhh klu korgg nak berbual Cine ke, outcast aku ke, main depan aku ke,.. Buat favor uhh, aku team mate korgg sak.
